when approaching a stop sign or red traffic light, you must fully stop at the single, solid white line. You can't enter the crosswalk until the crosswalk is clear. If you can't see traffic from behind the white line, you can creep forward after stopping, but not in a way that impedes pedestrian traffic or nearly hits my dog.
And if you pull your effing car into the crosswalk, I'm likely to thwap your car with my hand or my dog's leash to make some noise and make sure you see we're there, since ostensibly you wouldn't enter the crosswalk if you had seen us. And if you threaten to get out of your car because of said thwapping, I'm assuming to apologize for your misdeeds, please be aware that said dog is large and doesn't like angry people, so it's ok, just don't do it again.
thanks to Kenny and Emily we had pie and pie last night - yum! - and we got tandemized. On the way home Ben really turned it up and we kept trying to drop other riders on fancy bikes on Milwaukee. I giggled out loud the whole way. It's hard to keep up with his cadence and it always feels like the bike is about to just completely fall apart.
Ridden and Reviewed Kona Libre CR
8 months ago
4 replies:
Dominic wants a tandem so bad. He's cheesy, he wants us to wear matching jerseys and ride a fixed gear tandem on a trail and just go fast as shit. I am always like HELL NO.
So did this bitch in the mercedes really get out of the car? I love it when they do that shit. I had the same shit happen to me last winter. I just turned around with Lucy and Ari in front of me, and she got back in the car. That's right BITCH.
Oh, and like you need something else to carry with you when you run with Molly, but I always take a stun gun in case loose dogs attack. Or I can use it on bitches in mercedes who want to talk shit.
it was a guy actually. he was pretty built and wearing under armor stuff that showed it all- he would have kicked my ass. thank god for Molly.
get a tandem! but not to go fast. i think the cool thing about our tandem is it's so rickety that you can't help but giggle.
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