Come to our maverick DeKalb race.

(poster by Naz)
Ya, our team is co-hosting a race on Sunday in DeKalb because ya know we're mavericks like that. We don't need to listen to the Chicago insiders and keep it in the city. Ya know, we're outsiders. That's why we're such mavericks.

This is a good opportunity for joe six-pack American to get out there and really make a difference. We're gonna reform the system by making baked goods and having a super fun course. We're experienced reformers, since we've spent lots of time in USAC and watching races and racing ourselves and we've even held one other race. We're such mavericks that we've cut taxes on the wealthy to make the dream of racing affordable to the American people, who are hungry for racing. We need to get racing into those areas that are hungry for racing by drilling deep into the racing calendar. But ya know, that's a different story.

And our bake sale is just gonna be the best bake sale ever, I know it. Because I live near a bakery and walk past it every day, so I know what it takes to make amazing treats. And my years of experience having pie and punch parties as PTA president help too, ya.

Main Street Americans are hurting right now and really need our maverick reform cowbells. Put your country first and come out to DeKalb and support your fellow American. Did I mention we're mavericks?