Wednesday, July 30

lessons learned.

1. I should have never picked up the habit of drinking alone.
2. I'm totally a sucker for casinos. I can resist the gambling but the elevated oxygen levels lead to
spending $$$, either way. I guess with gambling at least there's a slight chance of winning. With drinking and shopping... well...
3. Molly is built and colored just like an MGM lion - and her roars sound the same too.
4. When the people ordering before you at the bar get a foot-long of 190Octane with a shot of everclear, you know you really shouldn't be there (especially when on a business trip).
5. Dude, NY NY. What's with the cheesy black ceiling tiles? I don't get it.
6. Dude at the bar next to me, you're rooting for the Cubs because you like "the idea of Wrigley Field," although you're from California? Um. ummmmmmmmmm.
7. "Hot girls for you in 20 minutes or less." Wow, how do they do that? Do they have dozens of women stashed in a hotel room on the strip, just waiting? How else can they guarantee 20 min delivery when traffic on the Strip sucks?
8. Holy misogyny, batman.
9. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Why must every building have incessant binging noises???
10. There's this slight tinge of satisfaction in knowing that the space that so many people occupy on the strip tonight will belong to a handful of dedicated runners in the morning. I hope it doesn't hurt when I wake up with them.

1 replies:

yeahdog said...

20 minutes or less or your blowjob is free!

 
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